Willie Springer, Fri, 19 Jun 2015 11:53:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: Discussing each other’s clothing and guessing Doug’s weight, Doug discusses his frequent fast food trips, what do you consider fast food?, The Captains Log, Tim’s not really paying attention to the actual show, Charlie is getting sick of talking about the Cardinals, Tim is afraid of Doug’s stalkers, Charlie says it’s only because Doug is a fitness model, Willie was sent a nude snapchat by Adam who wants to do the float trip, talking about the most recent Bachelorette, Tim’s got a weird shaped head, Tim wants to start a stable of male porn stars with everyone’s porn name, Doug is afraid to hear there are multiple creep shots of him on the fan page, Doug recounts a story of play-by-play of a pidgeon at a Toronto game, Doug is very confused at the people who send in pictures to the show, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Adam calls in to talk about his Snap and Plowsy and video games, Charlie doesn’t see the appeal of the nude selfie, intern Matt comes on to talk his experience with Tinder, the group is very skeptical that young girls actually listen to the show and argue whether or not the texting girl is real or not, what’s the deal with Joe Mauer and the loss of power?, The College Girl from Detroit calls in and Doug is still quickly skeptical, she’s insulted Doug thought she was a cab driver, Charlie puts her through the test to see if she is legit, and she passes, Tim needs to know her stats, he gets the height, but needsa to know her build, Tim needs to know if there were any experimenting, which is a sad no, Matt chimes in and shows how desperate he is, Doug still thinks she could just have been the cab drivers daughter then laments in the fact that so much Cardinals news is going on and isn’t being discussed, Nick calls in to ask about what matching tattoos he and Doug will get, Charlie places the over under for women on the float trip at 0.5, which is probably a generous number, Charlie asks Doug to give some hot takes on the Cardinals since nothing is getting done, talk about the Mizzou football schedule, Tim recalls how much more popular the Mizzou football program has gotten, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!
SEGMENT 2 – Getting started talking about the U.S. Open, Tim’s team is not doing very well, Doug and Charlie enjoy the courses that aren’t as hard to not have to watch the pros struggle as much, Hot Jordanne calls in but hangs up before she can get on air, as soon as a girl calls in, all the presses need to stop to talk to the girl, Paul from the Wealthy Part of West County calls in to talk the U.S. Open, Jordanne texts in to ask about any trips to Vegas, Charlie mentions how he’d love to see Doug drunk, but Doug says he doesn’t like Vegas because he loses $50 quickly then just quits, Joe Strauss of The St. Louis Post Dispatch is on board with a trip to Vegas, Doug says he would be intimidated at a tournament, Joe discusses his article on the hacking scandal, Joe believes the Bill Jr. had no way of knowing anything that had happened and that the events were too low level for him to know, Joe commends Mo and Bill for taking the time out of their schedules to address this concern, Joe believes that any investigations are close to being wrapped up and believes it was more emberassment fueled than anything, Charlie asks if the perputrating amployees are still on staff because the due process has yet to begin, Joe believes that might be the case as the facts are still being discovered, Tim deviates the subject to talk about the lack of offense, Joe is concerned as the club has little faith in the minor leauge player development, Joe makes the prediction that the Pirates will have one of the top 2 records in the NL and the Cards will have to stay in front, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!
SEGMENT 3 – More women are texting into the show! Tim jus realized that the listeners are creating fake accounts just to mess with the guys, Tim wants to know who wears a cape for fashion, intern Matt chimes in that he wears a cape at his Job at Six Flags, the group needs to know everything about MAtt’s job at Six Flags, Ellen calls in and Tim says all of these women calling in should want to sleep with them, and Ellen is just happy that she isn’t the only woman who calls into the show anymore, Ellen tries to refocus the group to talk about the hacking scandal, Tim describes how difficult it would be to be a breaking news repoter, Tim says he would be the happiest if he could peek in on Ellen and Janie the Lesbian while playing some online poker, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, The Exit Poll, “How much would you pay for Plowsy’s Testicle?” Doug high balls and Charlie low balls, “Shark or Bear Attack?” Doug says a bear attack, Charlie says shark attacks aren’t as bad, “What B-List celebrity would you wake up with?” Charlie says Andy Dick is a D-List instead, Tim with LExington Steele, Doug says Jaclyn Smith, Charlie with the actress from Saved by the Bell, “Cute Dudes or Handsome Men?” The guys refuse to answer, Mr. Smith calls in, Tim hasn’t talked about swinging in a while, Mr. Smith is excited to hear more women calling into the show, Willie is potentially invited to Mr. Smith’s next party, Cuts of the Week, Email of the Day, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!