T.J. Weber, Fri, 05 Jun 2015 12:03:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Getting started talking about the NBA Finals, Charlie says the overtime didn’t live up to the hype as much as regulation did, Tim calls the Cardinals win a pawning with the 7-1 victory, Doug highly doubts that Charlie listened to Vin Scully call the game on a mobile app, Doug’s hopeful that Heyward comes around and steps up finally, Tim mentions Green Day played “Come Around” at the rock and roll of fame, Willie asks Tim his opinion on Miley Cyrus’s opening act, more f word talk, Matt Who Bowls At Hanks is suspended for two days time for talking about boys, Charlie presses Doug to reveal his pick for the cutest Beatle, Charlie is now wondering when the last time Doug cried, perhaps at the end of Free Willy, Willie asks how many shots the final whale jump took, Charlie switches it back to the Beatles and ask what Doug’s Mount Rushmore of Beatles would be, Tim asks about the Intern Matt, who he hasn’t met yet, Matt describes how his school gives out interesting scholarships for beauty pageant contestants, Doug mentions his sister was Miss Missouri runner up in the 70’s Charlie thinks Doug should fell it’s unfair for him, Charlie then wonders why there is no Mister Missouri and decides he is officially offended, Larry Nickel calls in to describe his birthday plans, Doug tinks LArry will need a cold showoer or two after his busy birthday, Tim asks if the show was apart of the best 8 years of his life, and Doug says prospective employers would listen to the show and it would derail everything, Larry and Charlie press Doug for how many places he’s applied to in the past few years, Charlie mentions Doug could be a Wal-Mart greeter, Tim asks Plowsy if he’ll hang out with Larry for his birthday since the PlowGirl is in Vegas, Charlie says when you go to Vegas you party all through the night and just don’t stop, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!! Darryl Hamilton from MLB Network joins the show to talk Cardinals, Darryl says he’s not a surprised at the Cardinals position in the league right now against all the injuries against them, Darryl agrees with Doug on how the loss of an ace would be hard on a club, but Michael Wacha has stepped up immensly, Darryl believes that this series and the past series with the Dodgers will have some impact on a probable postseason meeting between the two clubs, Tim asks what moves might be made even though the Cards still hold strong, Darryl says there could be some feelers put out there, but no real move made, Darryl also absolutely thinks Jhonny Peralta was a great addition against all the critisism, Tim suggests expanding the run tinme of the show, something which Doug laughs at while suggesting a 30 minute show, Plowsy and Willie are fans of the 5 hour show, Doug suggest stealing not only the timeslot of their other show but their sponsors as well, Steve in Wildwood is suspended for two days time for insulting Doug, Charlie offers Doug a whole $10 to do the 5 hour show, Time mentions how his friends told him they would engage in coitus while he was doing his sportscast, Jordanne calls in and mentions how she met Willie, and brings up how the show is ruining her relationship with Eric from Central West End because he enjoys the show too much, Tim says the best solution is for Jordanne to come to the studio and engage in coitus with another girl, Charlie finds Jordanne’s facebook in a matter of minutes, and Tim is surprised at how hot she is, Charlie asks if she is living in sin with her boyfriend and what her family thinks about it, Tim can’t get over how attractive Jordanne is, Tim mentions Janey the Lesbian would probably be a good match for Jordanne and Doug is disgusted, Charlie silently asks if she’s ever been with a woman, which she responds with a yes, and Tim continues to pry how far she went, Doug asks if Jordanne was drunk, which is a no, Tim mentions how she’ll get flooded with facebook friend requests before asking Doug if she can tug on his Kraft Single before abruptly hanging up on the guys, Doug has no choice but to suspend Jordanne for a period of 4 days time, Willie talks about how he met Jordanne at the bar, Tim is still 100% in disbelief that women listen to the show, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!
SEGMENT 2 – Going right into the Cardinals talk, Doug mentions how the power from Holliday has dropped, but overall production has not, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Joe Strauss of The Saint Louis Post-Dispatch joins, Tim mentions how the vegas odds for World Series champs favored the Royals over the Cardinals before asking how the wins keep coming in with the loss of some pitching, Joe mentions how the Cards have the best run differential in baseball, but fans remember the close ones more than the blowouts, Doug asks about how pitching coach Derek Liliquist gets no where near enough credit as Dave Duncan got, Joe brings up how each pitcher is clearly different, and Liliquist has been diverse with them, Charlie asks what numbers Heyward should put up for the Cardinals to pursue him after the season, Joe thinks his defense is a big factor while most people look solely at his bat, Charlie brings up John Lackey and whether or not an extension is possible after making the league minimum this year, Joe believes that Lackey will hold out some, especially after his performances so far this season, Tim brings up the topic of Rams Relocation, Joe describes how the moves ar being made faster and faster, and the government has to speed up, Tim asks Joe for his Belmont Stakes pick, and Joe leans towards Materiality but finds it hard to go away from the possible triple crown, Tim encourages the listeners to call in and Doug brings up how the phone lines are poison, even Jordanne had an audio violation leading to her 4 day suspension, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Tim brings up the 10 year anniversary of the station and jokingly mentions a party be held at Hedonism, Tim and Charlie roll with it and suggest everyone sleeps with everyone else, Doug’s friend Victor comes back up and Charlie wonders why Doug even mentions Victor in the first place, Charlie brings up his only experience at a Caribeen resort, and how the outskirts of the resort seemed super unsafe, He was also super dissapointed that there were no attractive women on his trip to Jamaica, only British families, Tim asks if his friends turned to each other, Charlie responds with the lack of women meant drunk guys beating each other up, Tim asks Plowsy, Charlie, and Doug their summer plans, Doug will probably go to Colorado for a week, and Plowsy tries to convince Doug to have an legal edible, Charlie wonders if Plowsy could get some pot into a Kraft Single, Steve in Wildwood calls in to ask Charlie if there is a high percentage of gentleman who prefer gentleman at his local pool, Charlie brings up how to pool workers have listened to him talk about the pool on the air, Steve and Doug go back and forth on Matt Adams and Grichuck & Reynolds, Steve and Doug talk about the value of his house and Steve’s job appraising homes, Adam calls in and says he got married in Jamaica before asking Doug what a good place to sleep with old men would be before leaving, Doug thinks he and Charlie could become home appraisers, Big Al calls in to talk about home buying and where he got married, Big Al goes all around the horn picking on each man before trying to talk Cardinals, Doug is still more interested in talking home appraisals, Doug says getting married in the back of your truck on the Mississippi river is just as romantic as a destination wedding, Tim mentions how much Charlie will always have a show if he leaves TV, and Charlie thinks he can steal Doug from The Morning After, Plowsy comes on to talk about his gas station breakfast, Doug takes a jab at Plowsy by saying there are very few sound effects on this show, Doug wishes for some slight background music whenever he talks, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!
SEGMENT 3 – Starting with Janet Jackson and her wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl and how Doug explained that to his children, Charlie can’t handle some of the texters rude words and mentions his new lifestyle changes, Will Smith comes up and the texters mention Doug should actually watch Pursuit of Happyness, and Doug won’t listen to the texters, The Exit Poll, “$1000, Cardinals or the field win the NL Pennant?”, and all three say the Cardinals do not take the pennant, Tim talks about the sustained success of the Cardinals, “Rams here this time next year?” Doug is optomistic with a yes, but Charlie seems worried but still thinks a team will be here eventually, Tim only has a 51/49 lean towards the Rams staying, “Looking forward to Belmont, NBA Finals, or Stanley Cup?” Doug says the loss of Irving means the Cavs are in trouble, so he says the Stanley Cup, Charlie says he’s a huge NBA fan so he goes with the Finals, Tim agrees, “Best Fries?” Doug groans at the continued use of the question, all three chime in with Monty’s “Celebrities most likely to robin feed?” Charlie asks if they have to be living, Doug brings up Jennifer Aniston, Charlie asks what Doug would feed her which would be brisket, Charlie would go with Scarlett Johansson, Tim says quickly Billy Dee WIlliams, Plowsy gets in and thinks Brett Farve or Bart Starr and says this would probably be the only opprotunity he would get to meet either of them, Janie the Lesbian texts in suggesting a threesome with Charlie and ScarJo, Doug is getting enraged at the direction of the conversation, Charlie and Tim keep pushing Doug to agree to robin feed Chris Christopherson, the flow bounces around somehow leading to Lou Diamond Phillips starring in La Bomba which was Charlies favorite movie as a kid, Charlie goes into great detail about different parts of the movie including those touching moments that make Tim gag, Jim calls in to chime in on more touching moments in La Bomba, Tim gripes about his upcoming trip to Naples, much to the dismay of his wife, Tim and Charlie bounce around multiple movies with similar plotlines, Doug changes the subject based on a DirecTV commercial, and Charlie asks if Doug would rather be womanizing Jeter or Clooney, and Doug says Jeter, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!! Cuts of The Week, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!
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