Friday’s Show Audio – 50 Shades of Doug

John Sandner, Fri, 13 Feb 2015 14:43:00 GMT

SEGMENT 1 Show Open: Award-winning stuff, local broadcast hero, captain’s log, Blues big win over the ‘Ning, Doug with another lovely hockeyism poem, calling male employees ‘princess’, Tim feels slided that society accepts “50 Shades of Grey” but not his stuff, all showings of the sexy film sold out, double-standard debate from Tim on the matter, some mysterious sexy sound, Alpena and Plow Boy discussing ’50 Shades’ on “AM Express”, saving other clips for Frank’s monologue, almost sounded like Alpena and Plow Boy were hinting at a swinger situation, will be speaking with Coach Barry Odom soon who Tim kind of knows from his academic days at Mizzou, Paul Stastny meeting John Sandner was big for him, nice meme from Matt who bowls at Hank’s, listeners wanting to sent Doug some Valentine’s treats, Doug propositioned to go see ’50 Shades’, always funny to hear Doug say “POT HIM DOWN”, bottomless brocoli, Coach Barry Odom of the Missouri Tigers, getting back to Mizzou, coming into good situation with recent defensive success, not looking to change too much, keys and process to producing NFL-caliber players, tough on himself for not being able to convince Shane Ray to stay, different levels of success from his playing days (1996-99) to the present, that infamous ‘kicked ball’ Nebraska loss…, success beginning in the late 90s, deciding to come back to Mizzou, long-term goals (possible heir to Gary Pinkel…) includes wanting to be a head coach, hate that ’97 Nebraska game, Coach Odom didn’t acknowledge the local broadcast hero, stay at that PGA National for Spring Training, Mike Lee gets on the air after calling thirty times, Mike has big Valentine’s date with Penny, Mike goes blue earning a suspension, remembering the 1986 World Series, things got heated for The Cat over Bill Buckner comment, story about bar room brawl, Peacemaker in Soulard, Willie says it’s the best seafood in the city yet has never been there, that Cal May sound will never get old, Dave in St Peters texting even though serving a suspension, wearing scrunchies, ProdJoe says Peacemaker is ‘out of this world’, some fill-in work next week with some of our favorites, Willie went out with a former girlfriend last night, Doug not planning to attend Mardi Gras, Plow Boy getting Plow Girl a pizza for the romantic holiday, ways for folks under 21 can party at Mardi Gras, perhaps the greatest text ever about a lesbian going out with a straight girl for the holiday, Willie googles the number finding out this person once sold a saxophone, nice story about covering golf in Seattle involving Iggy and Jennings, caller just wanting to listen, apparently we have a lesbian gamer not a spot welder from Granite City, Weezer taking selfies in the KMOV newsroom, “call in big lesbian” makes Doug go into a ‘giggle fit’, Doug cannot stop laughing…, Chris aka ‘Chaps’ calls, wants to start some kind of BBQ sauce enterprise, ‘legit lez’ Janey calls, story on the Valentine’s Day date, getting to know Janey, vivid description of her physique, she’s got a thing for Scarlett Johansson, gives a ‘7’ on 1-10 scale of being able to turn her friend, she could be interested in doing some swinger recon & female caller that’s a lesbian finally said ‘yes’ to Willie.


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SEGMENT 2 – Pony up, hoth facebook fan page, discussing Doug’s recent illness, spanish pipefitters from Spanish Lake, congratulations in order for Willie, dirty snapchats, a Doug Vaughn provocative calender, discussing upcoming shows debuting on A&E, ‘Neighbors with Benefits’, Willie LIVE reads tv show plots, soccer moms can be swingers too, don’t say key parties, discussing the Smith’s, Doug wants stock tips, surrounded by 20 year old twinks, St. Gabe’s basketball tourney, special guest Mr. Smith of swinger fame joins the show, big swinging meet and greet on Valentine’s Day, discussing the possibilities of a Willie and Mrs. Smith tryst, defining a blue fish, Mr. Smith is totally straight, Paul from the wealthy part of West County joins the show, teasing future stock tips, the Cat gives his stock tips, losing out on Apple, trusting listeners who bring in breakfast for the show, the Cat thinks Plowsy sounds like an old woman, Doug is starting to believe in Paul’s stock tips.


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SEGMENT 3 – Blues beat the ‘Ning, Doug wants the Cat to start rollerblading, getting faded, Doug surrounded by 20 twinks, poor executive responses, Paul Statsny thanks Alpena for interviewing him, favorite Judd Reinhold movies, Doug has no idea why he is here, Doug receives a rose and breakfast from a listener, Terry Yake of Fox Sports Midwest joins the show, highlight reel plays by the Blues, not a lot of weakness with this team, all the lines appear to be in sync, play from Brian Elliott, trade for Marcel Goc has been beneficial, defenseman stepping up their game after losing Kevin Shattenkirk, been tough closing the gap on the first-place Predators, Blues could end with more than 100 points, Blues angst, going 4 lines deep, Big Al joins the show, puts the boys on hold, Big Al throws some weights on the floor, discussing losing his latest arm wrestling match, the Bertarelli Cutlery Cuts of the Week.


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SEGMENT 4 – Tim’s leather trousers, the Cat has a leather snuggie, and the Email of the Day.


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