Kevin Lorenz, Fri, 03 Jun 2011 12:21:00 GMT
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Forecast today, HOT HOT HOT! The Soulard Country Club is open, and serving man-sandwiches. Jennings Jr. is in today. Never ask Ryan Coyne to play It’s Raining Men. I’ve never had a bad meal at Friendly’s. Some shows have one Cardinal guest, we have two. The race with Kyle Lohse is no more. The St. Louis Jim Hayeses. Cleto throws hard, but sometimes they go hard the other way. The Non-Gay isn’t very good at the exit poll. No porn today for the Email of the Day.
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How do you dress appropriately for HOT, HOT, HOT? What makes you too busy to get out of Jury Duty? I’m a pro-cop guy. Joe is like the Jeffersons. You can’t join 24 Hour Fitness without a Missouri Driver’s license. Joe would be a good juror. The Cardinals did not win last night, Cat. Lance Lynn is not responsible for the loss.
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Nate Grimm joins us for his Daily Redbird Report. Colby Rasmus has done it offensively this season, while his defense has been lacking. Why was Cleto called up? Is there a stat that justifies Ryan Theriot? Theriot is not the worst shortstep ever. Fun with metaphors.
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It’s the Sunday lineup today on ITDTMA. Kevin is pushing buttons back there. The Cat is the worst on the FSM Pregame Show. We unveil the Dirt Cheap Exit Poll.
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Cal Eldred joins us to talk about the Fox Sports Midwest power rankings. We discuss the Cardinal defense. Cleto can really throw the ball. Lance Lynn needs command at all times.
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The Ticket Guys’ Email of the Day.