Kevin Lorenz, Fri, 27 May 2011 12:08:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1– —
This could be tough. We got nothing. Pools open on Memorial Day. Are we having a foot Friday? You could lose your kids if you leave them in the car. The webcam is officially dead. Doug is thrifty. Jennings may be one of the hippest members of Grand Slam Sports.
segment 2– —
If I were a wrestler, my walk up theme would be Wham! Tim is playing the poker in Las Vegas. The movie Casino is an accurate portrayal of Vegas. They might taze you. We have a change in the prize pack. Jennings can explain a menu better than anyone. Tell me about the wings. We all need to be off the donuts. The Cat is again off the chew. I only have one jaw. What did you do to Troy Tulowitzki? Hard to say that two months has ruined Albert’s legacy. Teams have to be changing their approach to pitching to Albert.
SEGMENT 3– —
Being a parent is like being a big league manager. You can’t punch them once they’re big enough to punch back. Jay used to think he was the Cat’s Meow in broadcasting. A near death experience changed all of that. We talk near death experiences. Doug almost drowned in a pool of men. Let’s unveil the Dirt Cheap Exit Poll.
SEGMENT 4– —
I’m poor lyrically. Callers take the poll.
SEGMENT 5– —
Chinese food is really good. IT’s not all the same Doug. What are we yelling about? Callers take the poll. The Irish are poor dentally. Horse herpes?
SEGMENT 6– —
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