Email of the Day: Carl Lewis Sounds Off

Brendan Marks, Thu, 20 Nov 2014 16:22:00 GMT

Carl Lewis won Thursday’s Email of the Day on The Ryan Kelley Morning After for his thoughts on some very important topics.

I have no idea what the hell went on this morning with this show. Georgia boys, not pro-creating, comedy skits, steroids, eating meat, and pale talk…on a quote-unquote sports show. On a side note, I do have some good news that also has nothing to do with sports:

#1: Regarding Double Stuffed Oreos, they have just now changed their name to regular Oreos and the regular Oreos have been labeled “Diet Oreos” for all of you fatasses to eat and not feel guilty whilst doing so.

#2. The government has decided to send all those infected with Ebola to Vegas, because apparently whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Toodles,

Carl Lewis, Olympic Gold Medalist

To hear the rest of the nominees, listen to the whole segment below.

Email of the Day

SHARE