You can read the winning Email of the Day here:
Guys, I can’t believe it’s 2016 and we still live in a world where Dotem isn’t free. Last time I checked, Doug, this is still a free country and we have this little thing called the first Amendment.
If Dotem feels the need to express that he wants to prop Doug up on a tank lid whilst eating waffle fries and liberally using the word “whilst,” he should be allowed to.
If Dotem says he wants to rip off Doug’s diaper, prop him up on the diapee changing station and have at that sweet corn pocket, who are we to judge?
If Dotem has the desire to prop Doug up on a lazy Susan, give him a big spin like the Wheel of Fortune, and have his flipper smack Doug in the face as he spins round, he should feel free to voice his thoughts without fear of repercussions.
Deke Dotem is the voice of a generation. He should be allowed to roam free, not remain locked up and forced to live vicariously through others such as Tunnels, A Latino Man, and Timmy Wuhlters. This movement continues to grow, and there is nothing you can do to stop it, Doug. Let’s make America great again. #FreeDotem!!!
I am the Mayor of St. Chuck and I approve this message.
– The Mayor of St. Chuck