Christmas has the tree. Hanukkah has the menorah. The Olympics has the David Robinson/Scottie Pippen air mattress.

Thanks to the wonder of Ebay, you could be laying on top of Scottie Pippen or the Admiral:

This is an air mattress measuring appx. 4' long X 2 1/2' wide.  There is a slow leak so the mattress does NOT hold air for very long.  There are no evident holes, so perhaps it could be patched or used as wall poster.  The mattress is made from thick plastic with Lays and Pippin on one side and Doritos and Robinson on the other.  Also their signatures and the USA Dream Team Olympic Logo.  the plastic has misc scratches and red marks from storage and is in good condition.  There are holds in the plastic border at the top.

An air mattress for sale that has a hole in it you say? Sign me up! Maybe I could also get my hands on that Tiger Woods replica driver I've always wanted. It's missing the club-head, but I could still swing it around and maybe hang it on the wall as a memento of sorts.

As for the Admiral, I'm excited to sleep with him. There's something quite appealing about snoozing with a seven foot athletic specimen atop a bag of Doritos. And the way he leaves his armpits exposed is just fantastic.

THAT IS 100% PURE DREAM TEAM BODY ODOR, PEOPLE! DO NOT MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OFFER! ACT NOW! TIME IS RUNNING OUT!

Two days after getting the chance to sleep with Scottie Pippen, David Robinson and a bag of Doritos, the Dream Team windbreaker takes center stage in the performance of "stuff I need from the Barcelona games."

Upon original viewing, I was inclined to make a joke that the jacket looked like it came straight from a cereal box. Then I looked closer and realized it might actually be the case.

THIS VERY LIGHTWEIGHT WINDBREAKER LIKE PAPER LOOKING WRINKLEY JACKET IS BY KELOGG, ADULT SMALL, 1992,CLEAN COND, SEE INFO, SEE PHOTO'S, SHIPPING FEE 5.45 IN USA WITH TRACKING, OVERSEAS TO BE DETERMINED.--- THANK YOU

You are quite welcome. And thank you for allowing us to carry Larry Bird, John Stockton, Chris Mullin, Karl Malone and David Robinson on our back and sternum. This beauty is going to come in handy when I sleep on my David Robinson-Doritos air mattress on the pool-deck outside. It gets chilly at night, you know.

Now all I need is to find some pants ... somebody out there has to have some Dream Team Zubaz.