There are so many things perfect about this autographed Linehan photo, I don't know where to begin. Take a look and we'll chat.
a) the text of the autograph message reads "To a great 2008!" If by "great" Linehan meant sipping margaritas in Puerto Rico while raking in a salary then 2008 has indeed been great.
b) the gestures and profile of Linehan sums up the era quite well. What the heck is going on? What was that? Are you really trying to tell me our guys can't spear the quarterbacks' legs?
c) Jim Haslett lay in the weeds like a snake. Sure you may think he's getting ready to point and holler at the officials, but we all know he's really smugly taunting the head coach, knowing full well Linehan has no clue what he's doing and that means a head coaching gig is in his future.
d) random bald guy can't believe he was able to sneak on to the sideline and land a coach's headset. Even harder for random bald guy to believe is how bad the real head coach truly is.
e) Marc Bulger lingers in the distance with hat on and no helmet in-hand. As he was from the vantage point of Linehan, he is in the photo: out of focus.
f) the photo had an opening bid of $9.99. But hey, it came with a certificate of authenticity issued by Bubba_Sportz! (!!!)