de·noue·ment[dey-noo-mahn] -noun

1. the final resolution of the intricacies of a plot, as of a drama
2. the conclusion; the end
3. DeSean Jackson eating a three foot long moron sandwich

DeSean Jackson does Brian Westbrook impression and stops at one yard line

If you didn't catch Jackson's should-have-been touchdown last night, well, take a gander:

Yes, Jackson hauled in a 60 yard pass that should have been a 61 yard touchdown but he inexplicably dropped the ball as part of his premature celebration. As Fanhouse notes, this isn't the first such occurrence. 

Jackson had broken free for an apparent 53-yard touchdown reception in the 2005 Army All-American Bowl at the Alamodome when he spread his arms in a swan dive and dove toward the end zone. He landed at the 1-yard line. Fortunately for him, Jackson caught seven passes for 141 yards and threw a 45-yard touchdown pass to earn MVP honors as his West team won 35-3.

Idiot. 

Given Jackson's penchant for premature activity, I have one thing to say: abstinence. For the love of God, DeSean, don't have sex. With anyone. Like ever -- unless your plan is to have children. In that case, more power to you, my friend.

Much like his 2005 performance, Jackson still had himself the ballgame last night with six catches for 110 yards. He's the first rookie since Don Looney in 1940 to start his career with two 100-yard games. Even so, Rod Tidwell does not approve because Rod Tidwell wouldn't celebrate until he crosses that goal line. In the event you'd forgotten, Jackson dressed up as Tidwell at his 2008 draft party.  

 

Terrell Owens has the Lord on his side

Owens had two touchdowns and moved into second place on the all time list, 65 behind Jerry Rice. Sayeth Terrell: "It doesn't matter what they say about me now. The Lord has obviously blessed me with a lot of talent."

And an insecure, bipolar personality.

Between Kurt Warner, Jon Kitna and T.O., I'm wondering if the Lord will have time to help out Chad Ocho Cinco. That guy needs some serious help too.