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The Penis
By Stefani Morgan Wednesday, November 04, 2009

The penis. By far, the most fascinating part of the male body. Without it, well... What use do they serve in this world? There is a thought that size is everything. I, however, strongly disagree. Yes, there is such thing as "too small", but there is also "too big". Now, this isn't all about men. Women have different vaginas. It's all about the right fit.


Now, I try to view myself as a global diplomat of the penis. Every color, shape, and size all are accepted... As long as I'm attracted to their owner. In all my endevours, I have noticed that small and large come in every demographic.


There are several myths about how to judge size. All of these have only misled me over the years... Whomever thought of them owes my flower an apology. Because of this, I have come up with my own method that has never failed(no joke!) The deeper a man's voice, th bigger the cock. However, what I found very interesting is the details of the fingers. If the man's fingers are slim, the slimmer his penis is. If they are firm and solid.... Well, you get the picture.


Ladies, put it to the test. Men, drop your trousers and see it for yourself. Now, is this perfect? No. Nothing is. But it's a pretty good estimate. It's never steered me wrong, and let's be honest... It's been used several times. I may not have solved world peace, but I think this is a close second.


Comments
By mrkid @ Wednesday, November 04, 2009 4:13 PM
"Excuse me while I whip this out..."

By Bnub @ Thursday, November 05, 2009 7:19 AM
Thanks Stefani. I lost my fingers in a freak dodgeball accident, now everyone is convinced I'm a Eunuch.

No matter how many times I try to explain it away, I always lose. Their teasing echoes through my head for hours. "No fingers no penis, nah nah nah nah NAAAAH NAH". Your article has ruined my life.

I'd like to just whip it out and show them, but I don't have any opposable thumbs. Also, they make fun of me because I pee my pants.

Great article, thanks a lot. What's on deck next week? Guys who have to type with their nose don't know how to lick pussy?

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