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The Real World?
By Maggie Barlow Wednesday, October 15, 2008

So...here is what I remember.

When Nick entered the room, I was already naked and sucking David's dick.

David was on the couch, and I was on the floor in front of him.

I remember looking at Nick as he walked past me, handed David a beer, and then sat down next to him. I did not stop fellating David, or speak to Nick.

"That 12th hole kicked my ass today" David said, speaking to Nick.

"Yeah, they have done something different to that green, and it did not break the way it usually does" Nick replied.

Then David's cell phone rang. He glanced at it and announced that he had to take this call, pushing my head away from his penis, as he rose and walked across the room.

"Wanna blow me while he is on the phone?" Nick asked, now talking to me.

Without responding verbally, I wiped David's pre-cum and my own saliva from my mouth and chin with the back of my hand. Nick stood up briefly and unbuttoned his shorts, letting them fall to the floor. He returned to his position on the couch, without ever removing the beer from his hand. I moved to my left and between his legs. I grasped his penis and stroked it slowly, licking the length of it as I did.

I remember Nick's penis got hard pretty quickly, and I slobbered on it as I forced more and more of it into my mouth.

For a while, I could hear David in the background, talking on his phone, and then I could not hear him anymore.

I alternated between stroking Nick's penis, and sliding my mouth farther and farther down it until I finally had it all down my throat.

I remember Nick wrapping his legs around me, and squeezing me tighter and tighter, and then he began to rhythmically thrust his penis, in unison with my sucking and stroking...and then he stopped.

Nick grabbed the top of my head and held it securely against his penis, as he began to cum in my mouth. I could feel his cum bounce off the roof of my mouth and then sluice down my throat. I swallowed more than once before the flow of semen finally subsided, and then carefully licked any remaining fluid from his penis.

"What the fuck?...I leave the room for a few minutes, and this is what you guys do?" David shouted from behind me. "What goes on when I am away for two days?"

And that is all I remember...I awoke to ESPN blaring some nonsense on the television, and both dogs lying next to me on the bed.

Honestly, I spend a lot of time imagining how an actual threesome with David and Nick might go down. I don't know how David would respond, and I am not sure how Nick would handle the whole experience.

I showered and went to work. I smiled each time I recalled this little dream the rest of the day.

When I got home, I sat down to write what you have just read.

I should also mention that I went to a happy hour with Nick, the day of this dream. There was the usual innocent flirting and banter back and forth. I am beginning to realize that this flirting is something more than disingenuous.

David got home Friday evening. We went to dinner and had some normal sex afterwards.

Saturday night, Nick and some girl named Julie joined us for dinner, and we all went to a sports bar afterwards. I am sure Nick had the sex with Julie, and I would have loved to watch him dominate her…but that did not happen. When David and I got home, we had great sex. While I was on top of him, I whispered my dream into his ear as he fucked me. He spanked me and told me what a bad girl I was for dreaming what I did.

I am a big fan of dreams, but I am not sure what they mean...usually.

I think I do know what this one means.

 

Comments
By 108 Stitches @ Wednesday, October 15, 2008 8:21 AM
I think you need to get it over with. David sounds like he's an open minded guy, and if you keep obsessing over this, something very bad is likely to happen.

By ? @ Wednesday, October 15, 2008 9:27 AM
I am actually with stickes on this one, get over it. This story is getting old and the fact thatyou are now telling dreams is showing that you are running out of good/real stories.

By hfthomp @ Wednesday, October 15, 2008 10:06 AM
Seriously, it must really burn when you pee.

By jimmert @ Wednesday, October 15, 2008 11:03 AM
Seriously I dig your column and your dirtiness, but if you fuck Nick that shit is just unacceptible. Why did you even marry David if all you wanna do is FUCK his best friend. Maybe it's my own insecurities but I can't imagine my girlfriend touching anyone else much less my best friend. On the other hand, if my old lady did the shit that you do....to my dick, i'd probably have a different outlook.

By Steiney @ Wednesday, October 15, 2008 11:36 AM
Shit or get off the pot already!! (That said I clicked on the link so...)

By Captain Chris @ Wednesday, October 15, 2008 1:09 PM
Your columns are really starting to get old. Get some new material.

By Space Mountain @ Wednesday, October 15, 2008 2:11 PM
You should get a divorce.

By Imaspy @ Wednesday, October 15, 2008 2:22 PM
I hate to say this but the Nick topic may have gotten over played. I understand you have to write what is going on in your life, but maybe save the Nick stories up for a few weeks and mix in some "general perspective" stories. There are a million things about sex and women that the mostly men readers on this site would love to read about.

Unfortunately I have to share some bad news with you. YOU HAVE TO READ THIS ARTICLE MAGGIE! I don't know why everything fun has to cause cancer and my apologies to David (and potentially Nick) but this is more important and there are alternatives.

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/stlouiscitycounty/story/CBCBE32A5F7BC97A862574E1000F9770?OpenDocument

By vinnie @ Wednesday, October 15, 2008 9:40 PM
You might be the most narcissistic person of all time. It's time to retire cause even your shit is full of shit and my dear Mags that just makes your writing just plain shitty.Your writing is like the dot com era it was real good for awhile but it just wasn't meant to be.....so good luck ghost writing for o.k. magazine.

By sortabadbrad @ Wednesday, October 15, 2008 10:05 PM
screw them!! More Blow Job Stories!! Others might be tired that your a total whore, but not I

By cardsbadabing @ Wednesday, October 15, 2008 11:12 PM
As McCain just said in the debate, I'd like to see how Maggie is going to "spread the wealth"

By Rattler555 @ Thursday, October 16, 2008 10:57 AM
Maggie talking about Nicks dick or Obama accusing McCain of being W? Which one occurs more often. We know Obama uses his statement when he gets in a corner and has nothing else to say but I don't want to have to say that about you as well. Lets mix it up a little sweet tits!

By bigfanofmsbarlow @ Thursday, October 16, 2008 6:42 PM
Ya'll are crazy! That story is HOT! So hot that I had to have some quality time with my own Tim McKernan!!!!

As much as I really want you to totally fuck Nick, it would be like Sam & Diane hooking up on Cheers - the show was never the same after. It's a lot more fun to be a tease anyway!

By TaserProof @ Friday, October 17, 2008 10:39 AM
i liked the artical but it was a bit short. I kinda agree with everyone else, while this artical was hot and spicy i feel that talking about nick is getting old. plus we need a david nick comparison, so next artical put up a picture of both of them and let us see what all the hype is about. and if it it that big of a problem then just get another woman and you all can just have a nice foursome, plus you can write about it.

By Saintlouistallguy @ Friday, October 17, 2008 2:52 PM
Did she just write an article about a dream? Wow...doesn't EVERYONE know that dreams are only interesting to the one who had it? The minute someone says "I had the weirdest dream last night..." I immediately tune out. It's hard for me to believe they pay this whore for the same material you can get in a chat room.


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