SEGMENT 1--Wise Owls Want to Know About a Tootsie Pop, Goiter's Are Only on the Neck, You Could Hide a Goiter With a Cowl Neck Sweater, Fiber Has Always Been Important to Owls, Mom's Hooking Up With Chicks Is a Good Thing, The Cat's Wife Is On Another Station This Morning, and We Stumbled Into a Couple of Guests This Morning---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Today Is Wingy Wingy For Email of the Day, Finish Your Wings Was One of Obama's Platforms, Death By STD Is Painful, Gay Men Like to Share the HIV aka Gift Giver, It Is a Twisted World In Which We Dwell, and Albert Pujols Would Like to See the ManRam In St. Louis But Mozeliak Doesn't See That Happening---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--The Aging Process Is a Very Ugly Thing, and the Unveiling of the Window World Exit Poll and the Guys Give Their Answer---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--The Skat Man Brings It Strong, and Callers Get Involved with the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Jayson Stark Joins the Show to Discuss the Concern in the City of St. Louis With the Lack of Free Agents in the Offseason, the Cardinals Are Not Unlike Most Teams in the Major Leagues, There Are a Lot of Bargains to Be Found, Spring Training Is Not Too Late to Adjust, and It Will Be Interesting to See How Things Play Out with Manny---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Producer Joe Takes the Poll, Nell Carter Was a Lesbian, and More Callers Take the Poll Plus Cougar Hunter Jake Makes a Return to the Show---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--The Sports Updates Get Worse and Worse, Plus The Mercury Girl Jill Wagner Comes Back in Studio to Talk About Only Doing Our Show, She Is Dating A Current NHLPlayer, She Will Date Ugly Dudes, She Has Been Reduced to Getting Blind Dates, Its Brad Richards....We Shoot We Score, and She Is Going to be at the Auto Show and on WipeOut During the Super Bowl---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Bernie Miklasz Joins the Show From Tampa to Discuss Softening on the Springsteen Halftime Show, He Can't Disclose What He Is Going to Play, There Are Football Guys in the E Street Band, Serious Time Starts in the Super Bowl, and Bernie Thinks This Is Going to be a Great Game---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and Window World Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN