SEGMENT 1--Three Guys With Beverages You Better Be Careful, The Cat Has a Problem He Needs Fixed, Can You Get a Check Remade After It Expires, The Cat Still Has His Checking Set Up Through Kansas, The Cat Has to Leave Early For a News Story, The Homeless Urine Can Be Used For the Olympics, and St. Louis Is the Crown Jewel of the Great Plains---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Schedule Changes at Team 1380 This Week Joe Went to Wingy Wingy This Weekend, and The Cat Was Pranked By Listeners of This Program---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Joe Torre Is Writing a Book Calling Out ARod and Developed a Weird Love For Jeter, Plus Why Would Joe Write This Book Now and a High School Coach Is Looking For a Job---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Will Clark Joins the Show to Discuss Celebrating His Anniversary This Past Week, Mark McGwire's Brother Is Trying to Make a Buck Off of Family, Did Will's Brother Have Problems With Having a Superstar Older Sibling, McGwire Was Hitting a Lot of HR's Before All of the Craziness, Who Was the Best Pitcher He Faced, and Joe Torre With His Tell All Book---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--The NHL All-Star Game Is Thrilling Stuff, Doug Loves Watching People Play at Half Speed, Big Walt Scored the Opening Goal, and Are the Guys Getting On Board With the Mizzou Basketball Team Yet---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Tim Is Having a Big Day on the Show Today, Super Bowl Week Coverage Gets Boring, the Show Is Now the Tim McKernan Show, Radio Row Is Packed Full of Nerds and Overweight Shaved Head Dude's---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Joe Strauss Joins the Show to Discuss the Cardinals Getting Involved in a Spending Spree, the Cardinals Were in Arizona to Watch Kris Benson Throw, Looper Is On the Dodgers Radar, No Changes Expected Before Spring Training Opens, Is There a Lohse Type Signing Available Before Opening Day, Brendan Ryan Has Buried Himself, and Doug Still Wants to Move Skip to Second Base---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN