SEGMENT 1--Doug Is Going to Get to Conduct a 15 Minute Interview with Gaylord Perry This Morning, Doug Has No Idea What Pointfest Is, As Of Now There Is No Word on What the Roster Move Will Be to Bring Ludwick Back, Khalil Would Have to Consent to Be Placed on the DL, Doug Would Hate to See Stavinoha Sent Down, and the Possibility of Just Getting Rid of Khalil---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Have You Been to the Jewel Box with Someone and You Didn't Want to Be There, Doug May or May Not Appreciate Natures Beauty, You Would Be Surprised to Find Out that the GND Is Based on Looks, and Unveilling the Window World Exit Poll with  the Guys' Answers---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Hall of Famer Gaylord Perry Joins the Show to Talk About Being the Last Winning Pitcher in an All-Star Game in St. Louis, Has He Been to the New Busch Yet, Playing to Win the All-Star Game In His Day, How Did He Manage to Stay Healthy for 22 Seasons, Finally Hitting a Home Run in the Majors, How Closely Does He Follow Major League Baseball These Days, How Does Albert Pujols Rank In Terms of Guys From His Days, and Talk About the Spit Ball---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Callers Get Involved with the Window World Exit Poll, Plus How Long Would You Like to Live---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Cam Janssen Joins the Show Before Hopping on the Ice, Going to Hop on His Boat This Afternoon as Well, Tons of Broads On the Meremac in Caves, Signing a Girls Ass at Pointfest, Throwing His Girlfriends Panties into the Crowd, Being a Penguins Fan This Week, Pittsburgh Is a Lot Better This Year Than Last Year, Lots of Guys Have Stayed in St. Louis for Offseason Training, Are There Any Provisions in His Contract, and Cam Takes the Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Producer Joe Takes the Poll Along with Some More Callers, Plus a Creepy Caller Spent $7000 in a Week on a Stripper at Hollywood---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--The Cat Joins the Show From San Francisco to Talk about Khalil Greene Probably Being the Guy That Goes on the DL When Ludwick Comes Back, Will Khalil Go on the 15 Day DL or Go Longer, are There Talks About Trades Going On Right Now, Cards Going Against Matt Cain Tonight, Only One Start for Lohse to Miss, and Did The Cat Get to the Castro District Yesterday to Buy Those Assless Chaps---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Tim Is Back From Vacation, Its Charlie's Birthday With No Big Plans, How to Pronounce Certain State Names, What Happens at Girls Next Door Casting Parties, and Who Could Believe That Some of the Girl That Compete in the Competition Send In Suggestive Photos---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Tim Has a Thing for Rachel Nichols, Ever Watch that E:60, What Is Kimbo Slice Doing Now, Pictures of Adam Lambert Making Out with Dudes, Doug Is Ready to Work in Arkansas, Cardinals Win Two out of Three While In Milwaukee, Wellemeyer and LaRue a Brilliant Combo, Charlie Is the Reason for Stavinoha's Productivity, How About Zambrano's Explosion Yesterday, and Being Able to Throw a Ball From Home Plate into the Stands---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Joe Buck Joins the Show To Discuss Gary Numan's "Cars", the Billy Joel/Elton John Concert, How Is the New Show Coming Along, Lining Up a Superstar Guest for His First Show, Does He Still Get Nervous Before Doing Something Like This, Would He Consider Giving Up Play By Play for a Full Time Late Night Talk Show, Working with Doug Vaughn at KMOV, and Listening to Vin Scully While He Is In LA---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--What Is Going to Go On with the Roster When Ludwick Comes Back Tomorrow, Is It Possible to DL Khalil, Greg Amsinger of the MLB Network Joins the Show to Compliment the Show This Morning, Omaha Is A Huge Cubs Town, Will there Be Many Moves Overall In Major League Baseball This Season, Willing to Deal One of the Young Arms in the Pen for a Need at Third, Are the Dodgers As Good As Their Record, and Should Manny Be Allowed to Play in the All-Star Game---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Tim Promotes the insideSTL.com Vegas Trip Potential, Sheryl Crow Is 47, Jeremy Shockey Passed Out and Soiled Himself at the Hard Rock This Weekend, Ryan Seacrest Was at Tao Beach, Going to Vegas Isn't Much of a Vacation with the Hours You Keep, and Doug Doesn't Understand How Someone Can Possibly Drink Until the Next Morning---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Do You Think LaRussa Works with MLB to Have a Day Off Around the Cardinals Trip to San Francisco, Tim Has Been Watching the Eastern and Western Conference Finals in the NBA, Being in a Poker Room Is Something Else, Doug Is Not Paying Anymore Attention to This Years Playoffs, the Games Have Been Outstanding So Far, and Realistically the Magic Could Have Swept the Cavs---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--The Cat Joins Us From San Francisco As He Prepares to Go and Purchase Some Assless Chaps, The Cat Is Staying As Far Away From the Skippers Golf Tournament, Wellemeyer Working with Jason LaRue, Finding a Way to Get Khalil Right and Possibly Putting Him on Some Sort of Assignment, Pujols Looking Forward to Getting Ludwick Tomorrow, and Dennis Phillips' Comments About Tim's Chance at the World Series of Poker---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Producer Joe Hates the Spelling Bee---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day--CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--It Is Cold Today in the Studio But Because Doug Is Old He Is Not An Accurate Gauge, How Did Charlie's Nick Stavinoha Piece Go Last Night, Music Underneath News Stories, Getting Music From You Tube, Doug Would Be a Terrible Gambler, and Charlie Is Going to Have a Word with the Mayor---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Doug Feels a Bit Sorry For Khalil Greene After Knowing What We Know, How Much Longer Can You Let One Player Bring the Team Down, Charlie Thinks It Would Benefit Khalil to Be at Memphis Right Now, Playing For a Contract, Sometimes Deal Just Don't Workout, Would You Rather Have a Guy Hit For Average or Power, and What Does It Take to Be a Good Centerfielder---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Kyle Lohse Expected to Miss Next Start, If Forced to Trade Chris Perez or Jason Motte Who Would You Part With, Talk About Supplemental Draft Picks When Making Trades, and If You Were to Pick Up DeRosa and Resign Him Where Would He Play Next Year---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Why Does Everything on This Show Go Back to Homosexuality, People Being Concerned with Members of the Show, LeBron  Down 3-1 in the Eastern Conference Finals, What Would Be the Attraction of Playing in New York City, and Winning without a Supporting Cast---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Would You Be Willing To Trade Todd Wellemeyer for Mark DeRosa, Cal Eldred Joins the Show and Says that He Thinks the Cardinals Would Be Willing to Give Him Up in Return for Mark DeRosa, Is There Enough Depth in the Minor League System Right Now, Who Has a Bigger Upside:  Motte or Perez, Pitchers Are Going to Get Hurt, and How Would He Work with Khalil Greene on His Struggles---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Charlie Tells Tales of Bathroom Fun and Games with Doug Vaughn, Anquan Boldin Is Getting Rid of His Agent, Agents Getting In the Way From Time to Time and Working with Scott Boras---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Soccer Talk with Two Guys Who Don't Care About the Game, Charlie Will Not Watch the Champions League This Afternoon, the Problems Doug and Charlie Have with Soccer Games, What Do Americans Find to be Interesting, and Charlie Comes Up with Some Catch Phrases for Joe's Athletica Game---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Cat Joins the Show from Milwaukee to Talk About the Cardinals Win, Being at the Balpark Already, Wainwright Felt Like His Mechanics Were a Bit Off Yesterday, What Can We Expect From Wellemeyer Today, What In the Hell Can the Cardinals Do with Khalil, Ankiel Probably Would Have Been Able to Start Today If a Lefty Wasn't On the Mound, and Todd Wellemeyer Would Like His Own Reality Show---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--Charlie Played the Lead in His Schools Production of Sound of Music, The Cat Calls Back to Give Us Today's Line-Up for the Cardinals, Doug Is Still in Love with Skip Schumaker, and Today's Line-Up Reminds You of a Spring Training Game---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 10--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Charlie Is Glad the Weather Was Bad This Weekend Because He Had to Work, Pool Talk About This Weekend, Producer Joe Watched 4 Hours of the Bachlorette Yesterday, Have You Ever Faked Taking a Shot, and If You Win the Game Do You Have to Get Married---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Doug Forgot to Take All His Vacation Days Last Year, How Can Joe Seperate Himself on the Soccer Broadcasts, What the Hell Is Up with Skype, Carpenter Throws a Gem Yesterday, Doug Thinks Its Time to Bring Up Brett Wallace, Who Has More Value Right Now Khalil or Tyler Greene, and Doug Thinks the Cardinals Can Stay In The Race All Year Long---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Tina E Has a Good Wide Base, Doug Wonders Why Opera Singers Are Fat, Charlie Has to Get His Car Registered in Missouri, Lack of Power in the Cardinals Outfield, Does Bringing Up Wallace Stunt His Growth, and What Could It Hurt Right Now---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Charlie and David Cline Hanging at Nicks Pub This Weekend, Doug Didn't Notice a Bunch of Hoosiers at Al's on Friday Night, Tipping People to Get Stuff Done, Do You Tip for Carry-Out Food, and All Around Tip Talk---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Dolly Parton Is a Rare Person Who Gets Better Looking with Age According to Doug, Will Witherspoon Joins the Show to Discuss Getting His Degree From University of Georgia, Living In Countries Around the World, Residing in St. Louis for the Majority of the Year, What Has He Seen in the OTA's and Mini Camps This Offseason, the Distraction that Bringing in Michael Vick Would Bring, and the Bowl-A-Rama at the Beginning of June---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Doug Has Still Never Watched Karate Kid But We May Have Schooled Him Into Watching Finally, Doug Has Found a New Website that Fascinates Him, What Charlie Doesn't Like About Going to the Gym These Days, and Old People---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Talk About the Crappy Sports Weekend, Does Your Body of Work Get You a Bit of Extra Rope from the Officials, What Prevents People from Watching the NBA, Would LeBron -v- Kobe Make For Appointment Viewing, Doug Drops a Peacocking Reference, Hoosiers Being Able to Bring in Booze to NASCAR Events, and Doug Tries to Make a Big Picture Reference---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Jimmy The Cat Hayes Joins the Show From Milwaukee to Talk About Doug's New Favorite Website, What was the Clubhouse Like After the Game Yesterday, Milwaukee Having the Cardinals Number This Season, With Carpenter In the Mix You Still Have to Like the Cardinals Rotation, How Is Carpenter So Effective, What Are the Cardinals Going to Do with Khalil Greene, and How Much Longer Does Colby Get a Chance in the Outfield---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--Talk About Last Nights WWE Event in Los Angeles, How Is Raw Any Different Than Saturday Night Live, Filling Time on Television and Radio Programs, and Speaking of Filling Time---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 10--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Timmy is Still in Las Vegas, The Cat Thinks that Our Show Could Go to Vegas and We Would Never See One Another, What Would Doug Wear at the Beach, Jason Motte and The Cat May Be Sideways, Doug Has Already Had Skin Cancer, and We Are Rolling 7 Deep in the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Pujols Turns Off the Lights in Big Mac Land, Can You Name Two Members Not Named Zach Grienke on the Royals, Will the Royals Finish Above .500 This Year, Looking at Last Nights Cardinal Line-Up, When Will Ankiel Return, Doug Would Have Liked to See Wainwright Finish Last Nights Game, Wellemeyer Needs to Get It Right Tonight, and Someone From France Listens to Our Show---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Doug Says He Would Hate to Have the Last Name Pigg, The Cat Would Really Put a Hurting on Some Wings Right Now, Doug Is Not Big Enough to Handle a Huge Steak, and Unveil the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Continue Unveiling the Poll and Callers Get Involved---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Jeff Luhnow of the St. Louis Cardinals Joins the Show to Talk about Being a Fan Still at the End of the Day, the Development of Brett Wallace in Memphis, the Increase in Power From Colby Rasmus, Getting Prepared for the Draft, and How the Front Office Prepares for the Draft, Plus More Polling---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Ryan Leaf Is Still an Idiot and Gets Arrested, What Is Tragic and Was Is Not, and More Polling From the Listeners---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--More Polling Continues in the 9:00 Hour, Pete Rose Is a Power Hoosier, Timmy Is With Us Here In Spirit, and We Don't All Get What We Want---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--After Much Consideration Jason Motte Decides to Join the Show to Discuss Getting Sideways with The Cat, Being on a Good Run After Sweeping the Cubs, How Much of the Success Can Be Contagious, Could He Go Out and Pitch Every Night, How Much of What He Does Has Changed Throughout the Season, What the Hell Is Going On with Ryan Franklins Goatee, and Not Having a Motorized Cart This Season to Deliver Beverages to the Bullpen---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--Finish Up the Window World Exit Poll with the Listeners---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 10--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and Window World Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Tim Is In Las Vegas So Marblow Is Filling In, Charlie Talks About What It Takes to Get Pool Ready, Where Does Charlie Live, Charlie Is Now Spoken For, The Cat Has Lived As a Woman Before, At What Age Does a Girl Become a Woman, and The Cat Hopes That MLB Network Doesn't Have a Sideline Reporter at Tonight's Game---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Kyle Lohse Apparently Excited about Being on the Show Today, Carp Returns Last Night and Goes 5 Scoreless Innings, Its Scary How Good Chris Carpenter Is When He Is Healthy, Carpenter Has Been Well Rested For the Last Two Years, How Good Could the Cardinals Have Been in 07 & 08 If Carpenter and Mulder Were Healthy, Molina Hitting in the 4 Hole Is a Bit Rough, and Khalil Is Just Sort of Looking to Get Through All of This---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--The Cat Can Put Away a Lot of Wings, Doug Wonders How Many Wings Someone Could Possibly Eat In One Sitting, WWE and the Denver Nuggets Get a New Location for Monday Night Raw, Vince McMahon Is Still Pissed Off Though, Doug Wonders Why Raw Has to Be Live, and Doug Wonders How a WWE Wrestler Can Possibly Work Everyday After Getting Punched Daily---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Doug Is Moved By Barry Manilow, The Cat Hopes that Tim Gets a Giant Roast Beef Sandwich While In Vegas, The Cat Is Confused Why He Has a Zit at the Age of 46, the Zit Is Gigantic, Brent Stover Would Always Have a Newspaper with Him, There Was Just Something Off About Adam Lambert, and a Bit of American Idol Talk---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--The Cat Has Quite the Money Making Opportunity for Doug Vaughn, The Cat Questions How Broke Michael Vick Is Really, Charlie Says that Silk Screening Is More Expensive Than We Think, Questions Surrounding Mike Vicks Ability to Actually Play Quarterback, and There Are Other Forms of Animal Abuse in Other Authorized Sports---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Doug Is Confused About Putting Vinegar on French Fries, Kelly Chase Joins the Show to Defend the French Fry Statement, Talk About Keith Tkachuk Returning to the Blues, Would Big Walt Take a Hometeam Discount, How Much Different Will the Blues Look Next Season, and His Thought on the 2009 Stanley Cup Winners---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--The Wild Thing Mitch Williams of the MLB Network Joins the Show to Talk About Neil Sedaka, Carpenters Return from Injury, Pitchers Today Are Getting Hurt More Often Because They Are Not Throwing Enough, Talk About the Hair On Ryan Franklin's Face, and Closing is a Learned Process---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Kyle Lohse Joins the Show to Discuss Office Space, Being Focused on Returning to the Show, Seeing Chris Carpenter Return to Strike Out the First Batter in Three Pitches, Does Chris' Return Lift the Spirits of the Rest of the Rotation, How Much Did He Throw When He Was a Kid, Having Boras As An Agent, and Being Able to Seperate the Fun and Being Ready for Games---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--Gloria Reminds the Show of Gay Activity, The Cat Sees Dennis Phillips at the Cards Game and Talks About Timmy's Poker Game, Experience Doesn't Help if You Get Lousy Cards, The Cat Questions the Relationship Between Joe and Tim, and The Cat Wants Things to Get Back to the Way They Were Between He and Producer Joe---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 10--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Tim Is Going to Give It His All Today, The Cat Is Going to Give About 12% Today, Joel Goldberg Had a Surgical Procedure to Reduce His Finger Size, Doug Is Worried About His Body, Why Do Old People Break Their Hips, Old People Also Go to Eat Early, Doug Doesn't Think He Will Ever Get to Retire, Josh the Batboy Is Now Doug's Kids Boss, and Mike Lee Is Mad the Cardinals Won Last Night---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Was There Ever a Video Made for the Old Master Painter, and Time for the Cat's Pajamas with Audio From George Brett and Mike Tyson---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Pinero Was Very Good Last Night, Colby Hits Another Home Run Last Night, What Do You Do with Rick Ankiel When He Comes Off the DL Tonight and Where Does He Play, Alberts Average Is Still Dropping without Protection in the Line-Up, the Line-Up Last Night Was a Bit Rough, What a Quick Game Last Night, and What Can You Expect From Chris Carpenter Tonight---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Big Walt Checks In with the Show to Talk About What He Has Been Doing Since the Season Ended, Is He Watching of the Western Conference Finals, Osgood Has Been Playing Well in the Playoffs, What Does the Future Hold For Big Walt Right Now, Can He Strong Arm the Front Office, Gut Feeling Does He Think He Will Be Back with the Blues, Shots Fired at Josh the Batboy For Working at Lids, and Would He Want to Coach at a Top Level---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Michael Vick Gets Released From Prison, Should He Be Allowed to Return to the NFL, The Cat Says He Has Served His Time and Paid His Debt to Society, Doug Would Be Shocked If Any Team Picks Him Up, Goes From Making $100 Million to Working for $10 an Hour, and Would You Want Michael Vick in St. Louis---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--It Is Funny the Way the Major League Baseball Season Plays Out, Cubs Fans Make a T-Shirt to Strike Back at a Rinawear Shirt About Zambrano, Doug Thinks Its Fine to Take Shots At the Other Team, If It Is a Statement of Fact It Is Okay, and If You Fall Off a Riding Mower Than You Can Really Hurt Yourself---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Cardinals General Manager John Mozeliak Joins the Show to Talk About Wayne Hagin, Talks About Last Nights Great Start From Pinero, Getting Carpenter and Ankiel Back Tonight, It Is Not a Done Deal that Ankiel Will Be Activated Today, How Is Ludwick Coming Along, What Can We Expect From Carpenter, What Is the Word with Troy Glaus Right Now, the Idea of Bringing Up Brett Wallace, and What Is Going on with the Shortstop Issue---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Doug Has Heard Don Rickles Sing on the Tonight Show, Age is a Terrible Thing, If You Had a Clone Would You Make Out with It, Doug Wishes He Had a Clone of Himself in the Garage So He Could Borrow Body Parts, and Finally Delivering on a Deep Tease---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--The Cat Already Has the Copy Ready for the Wrestling Recap, What Does It Take to be Called the Nature Boy, Did You That There Is Knitting Going On in the Lower Bowl at Rams Games, Most People Wouldn't Know the Second Player in the Depth Chart of Rams Receivers, Ryan Braun Is a Little Fellow Who Crushes the Ball, and the Cardinals Are Defeated By Another Former Redbird---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--ESPN's Chris Mortensen Joins the Show to Discuss the Chances of Plaxico Burress Joining the St. Louis Rams, Plax and Jail Time, With the Rams Need at WR Is He Worth the Risk, the Decision to Release Holt In Exchange for Plax, How Important Is Character in the Locker Room, Looking at the Rest of the NFC West, Is Boller a Threat to Overtake Bulger, How Does He Feel the Rams Did in the NFL Draft, and His Thoughts on Gruden Joining the Monday Night Football Crew---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Vince McMahon Is Very Unhappy with Nuggets Owner Stan Kroenke, Audio Provided, Doug Suggests Having Both Events at the Same Time, Jonathon Coachmen Goes From Calling Billikens Games One Night to Getting His Ass Kicked By HHH the Next Night, Don't They Have Another Building in Denver, and The Cat Says That Bob Uecker Is a Bluetooth Guy---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Changes on Monday Night Football, Do You Buy Kornheiser's Reasoning For Wanting Out, Tony Seemed Forced on the Game As Opposed to His Work on PTI, Why Does It End Up with Liberals Being the Ones Who Are Comedians, Not Everything Is Wonderful, Being Insulted By KSDK's Presentation of Cardinal Baseball, and Some Broadcasters That Bring You To Listening---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--A Very Bizarre Caller, Every Once in a While When the Cardinals Have a Year In Which They Struggle There Is a Punching Bag, This Year It Is Khalil Greene, Khalil Doesn't Come Across the Way that Most Professional Athletes Do, and How Did the Cardinals Expect Anything Different From Greene---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Talk About Andy Dick From Our Trip to Las Vegas Last Summer, Doug Wonders What Meth Mouth Looks Like, Doug Is Always Willing to Look If He Doesn't Know Something, The Cat Can't Remember Where the Carnegie Deli Is in Vegas, Vegas Is Crazy Expensive, and insideSTL.com Is Working On Putting Together a Las Vegas Trip in July----CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Al Stewart Makes Everything Alright, Was Al Stewart Ever Married, Doug Wonders If There Are Gay NFL Fans, Is Has to Be Gay and Named Vern, David Wells Has a Solution to the Performance Enhancing Drugs in Major League Baseball, and Wells Has Thoughts on Clemens and ARod---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Nik Richie of TheDirty.com Joins the Show to Talk About Miss California Carrie Prejean and Her Family, Gretchen Rossi of The Real Housewives of Orange County and What He Has Going On in Las Vegas This Weekend---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The WWE Wrestling Recap Brought to You By Jim Hayes Enterprises with Audio from Ric Flair---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 10--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--When Tim Grabs the Mic He Rocks the World of St. Louis, Its Amazing that The Rock Looks a Lot Skinnier Than He Did When He Was Wrestling, The Cat Needs a New Work Bag But Won't Get One with Wheels, Pretty Strong SNL This Past Week, Doug Makes Fun of English Soccer, Poor River Phoenix, and What Happened to Ken Over---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Tony's Golf Tournament Runs into Trouble Because of the Rainout From Friday Night, What the Hell Was Blowing Around on Friday Night Outside the Ballpark, Weird Circumstances Surround the Cancelling of Friday Nights Game, the Last Time There Was a Terrible Storm at the Ballpark in July of 06, Why Don't Tornados Hit Big Cities, and Doug Is Anti-Colby Rasmus---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Did Nik Richie Find a New Shim, There Is a Video on TheDirty of Timberfake Dancing at the Volleyball Tournament, We are Starved for Celebrity in St. Louis, Giggling and Kissing Between the Boys, and James Harrison Isn't Going to the White House with the Rest of the Steelers---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Is There Cause for Concern with Todd Wellemeyer, Doug Thinks the Entire Team Lacks Spark Right Now, Wednesday Is a Big Day with Carpenter Coming Back Along with Ankiel Coming Off the DL, the Left Side of the Infield Is a Problem, How Long Do You Let the Khalil Experiment Go, and Did The Cat Interview James Van Der Beek on the Pregame Show---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Cal Eldred Joins the Show But Didn't Hang Up Because of the Content, Cardinals Taking On a Bit of Water Right Now, the Pitching and the Offense Not Good at the Same Time, What Is Going On with Wellemeyer, Cardinals Fans Are Going to Have to Be Patient with Carpenter, Can We Expect to See the Wainwright of Old Now, What Do the Cardinals Do with Khalil Greene, the On-Going Process of Moving Skip to Second Base, and Making an Animal Out of Chris Carpenter---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Does Nelson Have Millions In the Bank From Their Singing Career, Doug Questions Who Knows the Happy Birthday Song, MLB and FOX are Going to Start Playoff and World Series Game Earlier Starting This Year, and Doug Would Like the Games to Start at Noon---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Doug Used to Cover Lenny Harris When He Was In High School, Tim Needs to Use the Restroom But the Mad Dumper Made a Mess In There Already Today, Doug Has a Problem Remembering Names, Bernie Federko Is a Nice Nice Nice Guy, The Cat Guesses That Tim and Producer Joe Have the Relationship of Two 16 Year Old Girls, and Tim Went to See Kayden on Friday Night---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Texting While Driving Might Be Soon a Thing of the Past, People Really Shouldn't Text While Operating a Motor Vehicle, People Prefering to Text Rather Than Call Someone, Doug's Kid Will Sit Around and Text All Day Long, Tim Says that His Phone Doesn't Allow People to Hear Him On It, and People Don't Die in Bumper Car Accidents---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--The Cat Claims to Be Responsible for Timmy Getting Towed, Talk About Union Station and the Fudgery, Sbarro's Is the Greatest Pizza Place, Adult Film Star In Studio Today, The Cat Thanks the Message Board People, and The Cat Has Taken a Picture of His CWE Drug Dealer---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Doug Has Never Watched Karate Kid, There Are Comparison to be Made Between Karate Kid and the Godfather, the Root of Hatred Directed at Tim Is Based Off Living in St. Charles, The Cat Makes Fun of Callers for Having a Daniel LaRusso Poster on their Wall, The Cat Questions the Cleanliness of Pornstars, Colby Rasmus Drops a Homer Into the Water, the Bullpen is the Star From Last Nights Game, and the Competition Steps Up with the Home Stand---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Searching for Someone to Come and Take Pictures of Kayden Kross This Morning, Doug Is Getting Scared to Take a Blood Test Against the Adult Film Star, and Unveiling the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Rams Head Coach Steve Spagnuolo Joins the Show to Talk About Feeling Comfortable About Where the Program Stands Right Now, How Important Is It to Get the Fans Back Behind This Team, Getting a Look at the Draft Class and Free Agents at the Last Mini Camp, How Does He Define Success for the 2009 Rams, Feels Good with Bulger at QB, Bringing In Character Guys in the Offseason, the Releases of Veteran Players, and the Worries About the Young Wide Receivers---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Tim Doesn't Understand Why Producer Joe Doesn't Want to Go to the Ballgame Tonight, The Cat Says a Good Portion of the Show Consists of Tim Trying to Get Joe to Act Like a Fool, Doug Wonders How Many It Takes to Get Joe to Act Stupid, and Tim Thinks Tonight Turns Into a Shooting Match---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Will Spags Ever Join the Show Again, Tim Claimed and Was Right about Troy Glaus Never Joining the Show Again, and Callers Take the Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Kayden Kross Joins the Show In Studio and She Finds Doug Attractive, She Is an Adam and Eve Contract Girl, How Long Ago Did She Start Dancing, Saving a Pony From Being Slaughtered, She Is Still In School, What Would She Be Doing If She Wasn't In Adult Films, How Much Longer Will She Be Doing Adult Films, Why Does She Do Adult Films, and Bad Experiences with Male Stars---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Callers Take the Poll and Kayden Hangs Around for A Little While Longer---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--Simply Red Is What Its All About Brother, Billy Simpkins Is a Married Father of 2 Right Now, The Cat's Wife Will Dance Around When She Beats Him at Wheel of Fortune, Tim Was the Youngest Person at the Billy Joel/Elton John Show, Elton John Was Stand Up and March Around After Every Song He Played, and Billy Joel Was Very Cool to Watch Perform---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 10--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and Window World Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Yeah Tim Wants This Today, Things Aren't Going Very Well on This Road Trip, the First Homerun to Be Overturned by Instant Replay, the Brewers and Reds Are Now Tied with the Cardinals for hte Lead in the Central, Watching Chris Duncan Take At-Bats Is Still Painful, and Losing Run Producers in the Line-Up---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--What Is the Real Percentage of People Who Really Don't Like Tim, Yesterday Really Pissed Tim Off, Tim Got a Boot and Towed Yesterday Because Our Parking Spots Are Being Used By Construction Workers, Within an Hour the Car Was Ticketed, Booted, and Put Up on the Tow Truck, Harvard Graduates End Up Working at the Ticket Center, and Tim Is Going Change Things Once He Is Mayor---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Is Today Thursday, Doug Tells a Story About Getting His Last Parking Ticket, and Callers Get Involved with Their Thoughts on Tim's Parking Nightmare---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--The Cat joins the show to catch up....again.---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--The Austrailian Rugby Orgy discussion---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

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SEGMENT 1--Charlie Is Way Out of Line When It Comes to This Show's Awards, Could You Imagine This Show Winning An Award, Kayden Kross Wants to Come In Studio on Friday Morning, Getting Into Stripping to Save Ponies, Looking in the RFT to See Who Is Performing on the East Side, and Do These Dancers Make a Good Amount of Money When They Come to the Clubs---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Victor Rojas of the MLB Network Joins the Show to Discuss Being Confused About Joining the Show, How Does He Look at the 2009 Cardinals Right Now, the Cardinals Had a Lot of Question Marks Coming into the Season and Have to Like What They Have Now, the Closer Situation with the Cardinals, and Does It Make Any Sense to Pitch to Albert Pujols at this Point---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Tim Had to Make a Serious Decision Last Night, Producer Joe Watches the New Version of 90210, Tim Watches the Biggest Loser and Tries to Defend It, There Is Something About the 2009 Cardinals Season That Is Not Enjoyable to Watch, Sometimes It Appears that Bad At-Bats Are Repeated on Loop, If Colby Rasmus Is In Centerfield Ludwick Probably Doesn't Get Hurt, and Doug Still Watched American Idol---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--SI.com Releases It List of Best/Worst Owners in the 4 Major Sports, Bill DeWitt Is Listed at Number 3, the Cardinals Have Had a Shot in September a Whole Lot During His Ownership, Part of the Reason People Don't Like DeWitt Stems From Ballpark Village, and Comparing DeWitts Reign to That of Other Major League Teams---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Comparing the Idea of Ballpark Village to Wrigleyville Is Not a Fair Comparison, If What We Have Now Was Proposed Before the Stadium Was Built Would People Be On Board With It, and Doug Still Doesn't Believe That Thousands of People Are Moving Downtown---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--The Cat Joins the Show to Make Fun of the Way Doug Says Simpkins Boy, The Cat Somehow Hangs Up On Us, The Cat Is Now Like His Grandparents on the Phone, What Is the Latest with Ryan Ludwick, If Ludwick is DL'ed There Aren't a Whole Lot of Options, LaRussa Hates Losing, Wellemeyer's Outing Last Night, and It Looks Like There Are Plenty of Good Seats Available in Pittsburgh---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Cardinals Pitching Coach Dave Duncan Joins the Show to Discuss Last Night's Outing By Todd Wellemeyer, Does He Take the Loss Back to the Hotel With Him, Zach Duke Was Fantastic Last Night, Status of Chris Carpenter, What About Carpenter When He Has to Take At-Bats, and Ryan Franklin in the Pen---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Ever Play Every Rose Has Its Thorn After a Tough Break-Up, Wave Taco Brought Us Some Taco's This Morning, Somehow Charlie Injured His Hip Recently, While Getting Pool Ready Charlie Is Having to Stretch More Frequently, People With a Lot of Cash Sometimes Get Too Rough During Sex, and Audio From Miss California Once Again---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Tim Says It Is Really Hot This Morning, Doug Wonders if the Governor Steve Kline Really Enjoys Working in Single A Ball, Doug Also Thinks That We Need Something to Wake Up for Every Morning, Tim Thinks He May Have Swine Flu, Tim's Diet Is Not Very Good at Dinner Time, and Charlie Loves Some McGriddles---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Doug Says at This Point Everybody Is Playing Better Than the Pirates, Seriously Your Job Is to Play Hard, You Are Called to Bat Maybe 4 or 5 Times a Night and Run Hard Maybe Twice, Yesterday's Guest Gets the Start Tonight, UFO Pictures Above St. Louis, and Does Charlie Buy Into the UFO Thing---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Big Baby Glen Davis of the Celtics Bumps Into a Kid While Celebrating on Sunday Afternoon, The Kids Dad Is Making An Ass of Himself, Seating In Those Seats Are Worth It For NBA Games, This Is a Ploy By the Father to Try and Get Some Cash From Davis, Doug Hit His Son in the Groin with a Pitch the Other Day, and Dougs Kid Is Now Scared For Life and Won't Have Kids, Plus Mark Cuban Runs His Mouth Again---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Steve Kline Joins the Show But He Somehow Dropped Off the Line, He's Back and Live in Greenville South Carolina, He Doesn't Believe in UFO's or Creatures of the Dark, the Augusta GreenJackets Are Struggling to Put it All Together, He Has Unleashed the Devil Once This Season, What Is He Making As a Pitching Coach, He Is Waiting for The Cat to Get Fired So He Can Join the Radio Show, and His Thoughts on Performance Enhancing Drugs---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--The Governor Sent Tim a Text Letting Him Know that He Is Spolied, What Could a Simple Person Get a Room for In Las Vegas, Charlie Wonders if Tim Is Pool Ready for the Season, Charlie Lays By the Pool Everyday, Brentwood Forest Is Filled with Garbage, and Charlie Has Bad Genes---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--ESPN.com's Rob Neyer Joins the Show to Talk About His Evaluation of the Cardinals a Fifth of the Way into the Season, at What Point Do the Cardinals Become a Team to Beat, His Thoughts on Ryan Franklin as the Closer, and What Moves Do the Cardinals Need to Make to be Serious Contenders, Plus the WWE Wrestling Recap with Audio from John Cena---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Brad Thompson Joins the Show to Talk About Going to the Penguins Game Last Night, Chris Perez Scored the Tickets to the Hockey Game, Making the Trip Back and Forth to Memphis, His View on the 2009 Cardinals at this Point, What Was He Making While Playing in AAA, and the Money Moves Involved with Jumping Back and Forth to AAA---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Is Cal Eldred a Friend of the Show, Wellemeyer Wants to Join the Show, Doug Questions Who Would Want to Actually Come on the Show, Timberfake Drunk Dialling The Cat, the Pacer Was a Steaming Pile of Crap, The Cat Is Excited About Heading to Pittsburgh, and are The Cat and Edmonds Still Feuding---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Joan Rivers Wins the Celebrity Apprentice, Doug Has Changed His Tune on Joan After Watching Her on the Show, Doug Questions Why Sandra Bullock Would Marry Jesse James, Annie Duke Got Faked Out During the Finale, Doug Wonders About Poker Without the Money, The Cat Claims There Is Strategy Involved with Playing Slots, and Rudy Tells Us About His Experience at the Wave Taco Event---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--John Travolta Is As Dandy As the Day Is Long, People Made Claims About Merv Griffith, Why Were the Gabor Sisters Famous, Comedians Making Serious Films, Our Show Is Nothing Like Russell Crowe, State of Play Is a Great Film No One Has Heard Of, Shane Robinson Looks Even Younger Than Brad Thompson, and Other Major Leaguers Who Weren't Big Guys---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Cal Eldred Joins the Show to Start Firing Shots at The Cat,Former Cardinals Love Mike Matheny, How Is Cal Adjusting to Working on the TV Side of Things, What Is Going On with Adam Wainwright, Even Though He Has Been Struggling Wainwright Is Giving the Team a Chance to Still Win, Perez Seems to be Figuring It Out, How Is Rasmus Adjusting to the Big Leagues, and are the Cardinals the Team to Beat in the Central---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Tim Believes That He May Know Who John Chucky Is and It Is Now Confirmed, CBS Golf Analyst David Feherty Gets Into Some Hot Water With Comments In a Magazine About Nancy Pelosi, Small Groups of People are Responsible for the Outrage Sometimes, and Doug Believes that Feherty Will Be Alright Once This Settles Down---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Todd Wellemeyer Joins the Show to Talk About Waking Up in Pittsburgh, Playing Golf Today with Wainwright, Franklin, and McClellan, Is The Cat a Story Teller, Dining in Pittsburgh, Getting Called to Lay Down the Bunt Yesterday Against Cordero, Lohse Claims to Be a Big Hitter This Year, Facts of Life Talk, and Maybe Wellemeyer Should Think Twice Before Joining the Show Again---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Where Is the Pan Flute, the Boston Red Sox Are Looking to Shoot Down Comments Made By Lou Merloni Regarding Steroids, and The Cat Says This Doesn't Make Any Sense---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--New Cardinal Shane Robinson Really Battled Yesterday, Mickey Carroll Passed Away Yesterday at the Age of 89, Things Really Changed Between August of 08 and January of 09, Our First Meeting with Mickey Carroll, Mickey's Pack of People, Mickey Accepting Facebook Requests, and an Overall Great Guy---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--(Segment Picks Up in the Middle--Computer Problems) A Massive Gift for Email of the Day, Can Itsvon Make Timberfake Cry Tomorrow at Wave Taco, Charlie Is Going to Creep on Chicks at Bradley This Weekend, How Young Is Too Young at This Point in Your Life, In College and Dating High School Girls, Tim Went to a Prom While He Was In College, and How Does Graduating From College Play a Part in Getting a Job---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Doug Still Preaching the Virtues of Peanut Butter and Mayo, Charlie Wonders About Dipping Fries in Your Frosty, Doug Thinks Everyone Should Win, the Cardinals Win Behind a Good Start of Todd Wellemeyer, and TLR Gets Upset with a Post Game Press Conference Question---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Linda Dodge Who Handled Mickey Carroll Joins the Show to Discuss the Loss of Mickey, the Downturn in His Health, What Was Mickey's Family Life Like, Linda's Last Conversation with Mickey, and Mickey Was Always Happy---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Still an Embarrasment of Riches for Email of the Day, Producer Joe Is the Voice of the Athletica, Doug Thinks Being the Color Analyst For Soccer Would Only Require Two or Three Different Points, and the Unveiling of the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Rams Linebacker Will Witherspoon Joins the Show to Talk About Our Rejoin Music and the 80's, Working with the LB, the Chance to be Moving to the Outside, Recognizing Things with New Players in Mini Camp, the Roster Turnover This Spring, Bringing In Character Guys This Offseason, Why Did Things Fall Apart Under Haslett, and the Relationship Between the Fans and the Team---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Talk About USA Amateur Baseball and Trips to Puerto Rico, Ryan B Gets Creepy on Tim, and More Callers Get Involved with the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Hulk Hogan's Theme Song Makes Doug Happy, Tina E Lets the People Know How to Prevent Contracting the Swine Flu, and Finish Up the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day and Window World Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--We Are Outdoors Today, Sand Volleyball Takes Tim Back to Top Gun, Rudy Is Here Bright and Early...and Probably Drunk, Rudy Wishes Bill Gates Was Offering Him Work, The Cat Can Run a Mean Game of Simon Says, Rudy Gives Out a Phone Number for Those Looking to Hire Him, and Rudy Has Kept His Drinking In Check---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Who Is the Biggest Star on the Athletica, LaRussa and Slaten Are Apparently Sideways, The Cat Has Hairy Shoulders and It Worries Him When He Tans, Doug Does Not Think It Is Possible to Go Halfway Off the Booze, and Will the Soulard Country Club Take a Hit This Summer---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--If You Are Having Trouble Finding Wave Taco Look for the Gentleman Who Appears to Be In His Second Trimester, Dick Ankiel Joined The Cat Live in the Pregame Show Last Night, Players Giving Ankiel a Hard Time for Laying on the Field For So Long the Other Night, and How Would Edmonds Have Handled Crashing Into the Wall Ankiel-Style---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Doug Will Be Flasking It Today in the Press Box, Are the Guys on the Message Board Great Americans, Rudy Has Rough Feet, Rudy Takes His Shirt Off For $36 and a Bottle of Tequilla Then Plays Volleyball, Where Do You Grocery Shop in the City, Celebrity Sightings at the CWE Straubs, and The Cat Wonders About Chinese Food in the City---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Tim Loves Some NKOTB, Doug Says this is the Gayest Show He Has Ever Been a Part of, Rudy Has Fallen Off the Wagon Again, and Rachel From the Tan Company Joins the Show Before Saturday's Volleyball Tournament---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Blaine Boyer of the St. Louis Cardinals Joins the Show to Discuss Trying to Find His Way Around the City, What Was His Reaction to Finding Out He Was Being Traded, What Is He Doing Different that He Wasn't Doing in Atlanta, How Is It Working with Dave Duncan, and the Different Atmosphere in the Cardinal Clubhouse---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Shane Robinson Coming Up From Memphis as Rick Ankiel Goes on the DL, Joe Thurston Joins the Show to Talk About Making the Transition to Third Base, Getting Prepared Everyday with a Great Coaching Staff, Where Is His Favorite Position, What Is the Hardest Position on the Infield For a Player to Play, and He is Getting to Play Everyday No Matter What Position It Is; Plus Timberdouche Is Down Here at Wave Taco---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Giving Away a Chance to be a Judge at This Weekend's Bikini Contest at Wave Taco---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Tim Thinks We Are Going to Bring Heat Today, the Starting Pitchers Want to be Animals, Baseball Games Are Not For Killing Animals, the Cardinals Should Make the Ballpark Village Site a Hunting Ground, The Cat Is Just Finding Out that Timmy Is Sarcastic About Everything, and Getting Mike Lee, Timberfake and Rudy to Recreate the Top Gun Scene Tomorrow at Wave Taco---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Vice President of Scouting and Player Development Jeff Luhnow Joins the Show to Discuss the Ankiel Crash, Young Players in the Cardinals Organization that Could Step Up Right Now, David Freese Struggling at the Plate in AAA, Mortensen Is Dealing in Memphis Along with Hawksworth,Jess Todd Is Handling the Job of Closer in AAA, What is Happening with Josh Kinney Right Now, and How Is Brett Wallace Doing at Springfield---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--Follow Up on the Roberto Alomar Story From a Couple of Months Ago, Doug Thinks that Roberto Won't Make It into the Hall of Fame Because of the Spitting Problem, and Brett Favre Is Going to Meet with the Vikings About Making a Return to the NFC North---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Time for the Cat's Pajamas with Audio of Joel Goldberg Getting Punked and Elias Coblentz Saying Good Bye---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Doug Keeps Picking on Shane Robinson, Tim Wants to Know How Things Are Going Up at the New Yankee Stadium, Hoosier Fans Get  Mad About FSN Talking About New Yankee Stadium, and High School Parents Mad About Their Kids School Not on the Local News---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Jason Motte Joins the Show to Try and Answer the Question About Being Lovers Without Being Friends, His Nickname Situation, Motte Calls Out The Cat for His Nickname, Things Have Become Better Over the Past Couple of Weeks, Have to Have a Short Term Memory in Baseball, Having Positive Body Language Helps, and How Would He Say that the Club Is Coming Together at this Point in the Season---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--FoxSports.com's Ken Rosenthal Joins the Show to Discuss the Cardinals Fast Start to the 2009 Season, What Pieces of the Team Will Hold Up and Fall Off, Looking at the NL Central This Season, the Chances of a Triple Crown for Albert Pujols, Can ARod Step Right In When He Returns to the Yankees, His Thoughts on the New Yankee Stadium, How Long Does He See LaRussa Hanging Around, and Who Are His Top Managers in Baseball---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Why Doesn't Joe Want Mike Lee Down at Wave Taco Tomorrow, Miss California Has Found a Way to Get Into Some More Trouble, Miss California Broke Her Contract with Miss America By Keeping Nude or Semi-Nude Photos a Secret, Apparently These Photos Were Taken When She Was 17, and Looking At How This Mirrors Events in the Past---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Saddle Up Maggie It's Time for a Ride, Their Are Links Between LL Cool J and Al Hrabosky, The Cat Tweeted for the First Time Yesterday, the River Is Still Way Up, Ryan Franklin Would Be a Goat, How Quickly Will Twitter Die Down, The Cat Has a Bone to Pick with Edmonds, and Today Is the Kind of Day That Edmonds Could Provide Some Prospective---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Tim Didn't See the Ankiel Crash Til Later In the Night, the Crash Is Right Up There for Scariest Moments, Latest on Ankiels Status, What Was the Vibe Like Post Game, Doug Wonders If They Should Pad the Walls Even More, Hoosiers Taking Pictures While Ankiel Is Still Laying on the Field, and Other Injuries that Occured at Busch Stadium---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--An Upside Down Visor Is a Sign You Need to Sell Your Home, Brett Favre Possibly Going to the Vikings, Favre Apparently Won't Be Happy Until He Gets a Chance to Get Back at the Packers, and Doug Thinks Favre Will Be Back---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Tim Went to the Killers Show Last Night, the Lead Singer Apparently Ripped the Fans 3 Songs into the Concert, Did the Crowd Ever Get into the Concert, Killers Fans Are Called Victims, and the Crowd Only Went Crazy for the Radio Hits---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Cardinals President Bill DeWitt III Joins the Show to Talk About His Reaction to Rick Ankiels Injury Last Night, the Possibility of Adding More Padding to the Wall, the Little Concrete Patch at the Bottom of the Wall at Busch Stadium, What If That Would Have Happen at Wrigley Last Night, How Has the Fast Start Helped Them at the Gate, How the All-Star Game Helps Things Out, and the Future of Albert Pujols---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Cardinals Starting Pitcher Mitchell Boggs Joins the Show to Discuss Working Things Out with The Cat, What Was His Reaction to Ankiels Crash Last Night, When Did He Find Out that Ankiel Was Going to Probably Be Alright, How Would Describe the Changes Between Last Year and This Year, Working with the Other Starters on the Team, and His Role on the Team When Carpenter Comes Back---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Al Hrabosky Joins the Show to Talk About the Alumni Softball Game Coming Up This Weekend, Kelly Chase Might Have Chickened Out on the Softball Game, Last Night Was One of the Scariest Moments He Has Had to Call, the Surprises on the Cardinals This Season Thus Far, the Young Guys in the Bullpen, and What is the Learning Curve From Being a Closer in the Minors to Being a Closer in the Major League---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Jim Hayes Enterprises Presents the WWE Wrestling Recap with Audio from Santino Once Again---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Pet Talk, Tim Had a Pet Die in About 2 Weeks When He Was Younger, The Cat Had a Snake Thrown Out the Window, Doug Runs Over Snakes with His Car, Imagine the Money You Could Make with a Talking Snake, and the Shannon Interview Became a Subject for Controversy Over the Weekend---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--The Cat Is Curious About Getting a Burrito at Wave Taco This Weekend, Doug Doesn't Enjoy Day Drinking, Joel Gets His First Loss of the Season, Dunc Struggles at First Base, Doug Says Its Not Easy to Be Moving Positions All the Time, Kyle Lohse Will Start Tonight, Pushing Prospects Too Early Is a Big Mistake, and the Alex Rodriguez Book Is Coming Out Today---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3--The Cat Still Making References to the Shannon Interview, People Like to Kill Us, The Cat Posting On Message Boards, and More Fun and Games---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Someone Actually Spent Money to Come In and Watch Our Show, Tim Came Down to Watch the Fight at Flannerys Where One Of His Friends Fell Asleep at the Bar, If Doug Sees a Guy Asleep at a Bar He Thinks He Is Dead, People Do Tend to Pass Out When They Have Had to Much to Drink, and Doug Thinks There Is Something a Bit Off With Teddy Atlas---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--The Cat Can't Find Anything to Rhyme with Wellemeyer, Can't Call It the Swine Flu Any Longer, Did Edmonds Buy the Farm, Why Is He In St. Louis, Isn't the Swine Flu Like Other Flus, Joe Buck Always Gets Big Names for His Golf Tournament, and Doug Said that KMOV Got a Press Release to Come and Cover the Event But Not Play---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--Former Cardinals Broadcaster Bob Carpenter Joins the Show to Discuss the Rain Still Falling in the Nations Capital, Making the Mistake of Trying to Speak English at the Post Office, What Is Happening with the Nationals Right Now, Being Around Tavarez Once Again, and His Thoughts After Seeing the Cardinals This Past Weekend---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--Former Mizzou Tigers Get In Some Action In Mini-Camps, Blaine Dalton Gets In Trouble For Rolling with Some Pills While In Columbia, Dalton Has Been Suspended By Pinkel, Dalton Was a Big Star While In High School, Doug Wonders If Someone Who Could Face Jail Time For Something Like This, and Why Is It Illegal to Have These Pills---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--John Mozeliak Joins the Program to Talk About Our Program Being Crappy, Positives From the Opening Month of the Season, Seriousness of Brendan Ryan's Injury, the Performance of Ryan Franklin, Boyer Looking Good with the Cardinals, Pinero Making the Most of His Chances, a Great Job By Dave Duncan, Doug Wonders Why Fielders Don't Catch with Both Hands, Rasmus' First Month in the Majors, Lohse Living Up to His Contract, and Wainwright Is Pitching Through His Struggles---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--Timberfake Makes a Return to the Show, He Says He Is Going to Be Rocking More Scarfs Than Elton John Tonight at the Killers Concert, and He Is Still a Gigantic Douche But Going into a Scrap with Tattouche this Weekend---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 10--The Ticket Guys Email of the Day---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 1--Tim Is Having a Hard Tme with His Ear Buds This Morning, At What Point Is Tim No Longer the Leader of the New School, Twitter Updates, You Don't Mess with Sideline Reporters from the People's Court, Tim Watched Game 6 of the Bulls/Celtics Series Last Night, and TLR Says that Nobody is Playing Better than the Nationals---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2--Mike Shannon Joins the Show to Talk About the Cardinals Opening Month of the Season, the Kentucky Derby Is Very Wide Open This Year, Mike Likes the 6 and 19 Horses, Has He Always Been a Big Horse Racing Fan, the Cardinals Have Taken Advantage of their Schedule This Season, TLR Gets His Team Prepared to Play, Pujols Had a Monster April, How Important Has Ryan Franklin Been to the Team, and Shannon Hangs Up on Us After Doug Pisses Him Off---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN 

SEGMENT 3--We Are Breaking Down Walls with 8 Questions on the Window World Exit Poll, Two Orioles Writers are Fired While Sitting in the Press Box and Working, The Cat Talks About What He Would Do If He Wasn't in the Media, Doug Says that Media Members Are Not Really Qualified For Much, and What Would It Take For You to Sit on a Bail of Hay All Day Long and Be a Circus Freak---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4--Chris Hansen Joins the Show to Discuss His Favorite Scenes in Movie History, What Is His New Dateline Series About, Lottery Vendors Are Ripping Off Lottery Winners, Seeing Chris Hansen = Doing Something Bad, Being Recognized In Public, and What Is the Status of To Catch a Predator Series, Plus the Unveilling of the Window World Exit Poll---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5--Callers Get Involved with the Window World Exit Poll, Plus Who Else Has Hung Up on the Show in the Past---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6--More Polling, the Craigslist Killers Wedding Has Been Called Off, A lot of People Use Craigslist to Get Laid, and Craigslist Really Works Especially for Tim's Condo in Clayton, Plus Dan Caesar Decided Not to Contact Anyone at Team 1380 for His Column Today and there Are Some Inaccuracies As Well---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7--John Rooney Digs Him Some LFO Lyrics, the Cardinals Have Played Hard to Make Up for What They Are Lacking, What Is the Biggest Factor in the Cardinals Success, How Does He Assess Mitchell Boggs Right Now, Has the Make Up of a Huge Year for Albert Pujols, Great Inning By Boyer Last Night, the Team Battling Through Illness, Are We Getting too Excited Right Now, and the Potential Return of Carpenter and Glaus---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8--Finish the Window World Exit Poll and BCS News---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9--Ticket Guys Email of the Day and Window World Exit Poll Results---CLICK HERE TO LISTEN