So the Lakers captured their 15th title last night, in an anticlimactic 99-86 victory. Perhaps more exciting than the five game series was the litany of personalities who took part in the illustrious post-game celebration. It told a tale, a tale that 48 minutes of on-court action could not. For example, did you know that ... ... ...

Greg Anthony enamored with Kobe Bryant's pit stains




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Adam Morrison's mustache cries tears of joy





Seriously, what the hell is wrong with him? He looks like he's going down on a roller coaster flight and he's ready to toss his cookies. That or someone is shoving a free prostate exam on him. Is that Simon Cowell in the quasi-Hawaiian shirt behind him?

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Token Chinese guy enjoys liquid tradition known as "Shampain"




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David Stern admonishes Kobe Bryant for lax post-game attire




Of course, upon closer inspection, this photograph suggests that Sasha Vujacic likes to pick his nose. Do you think Stu Scott can even see the people in front of him.

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Roger Murdock from Airplane finds way on to court





What I want to know is, how the hell did Ted Striker not receive court access? Blatant disrespect. The fan in the upper right corner in the Orlando shirt seems disappointed about it, too.



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Token Chinese guy able to keep that Shampain down. Barely.




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Shirtless Hispanic man demonstrates global fan diversity




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Agitated Phil Jackson just wants to hit his bong in the locker room




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Ric Bucher gets kicked square in the balls by overzealous kid




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Deep ganj-inhalation gives Phil Jackson reason to celebrate 10 championships