Big Blues shootout win. Will they move Opening Day to Friday? Does better weather lead to more lesbianism? Janie the Lesbian calls in to confirm. She is engaged to the Viking Queen. Mound City Mud Trumpet calls in to talk MetroLink. Doug feels bad for STL after visiting Toronto. Tucker calls in to discuss Helen’s and pyramid schemes. A Boy Named Stacey wants a game day thread for Cardinals games on the fan pin.